You know, when I took up this job and all I had no idea the senator was so fuckin' cool. I mean, flyin'? That's pretty damn awesome if you ask me. [Sadly, it's not a power all vampires develop. She wishes she would.Overall, this place don't seem too bad. Definitely better than those damn woods with the fairies and all. I mean, 'least here I don't ( Read more... )

[It takes Jessica a while to figure out how to use her datapad. She never used the communicator she had in the woods, and her dad never let her use computers growing up. So it takes a while. But finally, she gets the audio set up.You know, if this is the newest trick the fucking fairies have devised to mess with us? This really ain't funny ( Read more... )